How to Make a Funny Nut Scracher
37 Funny Gifts for Men Who Love a Good Laugh
Funny gifts for men can be tricky to find because you have to have a handle on the male mind and what most guys find funny. The gifts below should appeal to a guy with a sense of humor and the ability to not take life or himself too seriously. Choose any of them to share a laugh and give him a gift he'll remember for a long time to come.
Potty Putter Toilet Time Golf Game
Men spend a lot of time sitting on the toilet, so why not give him something useful to do, like sharpening up his golfing skills with this Potty Putter mini golf game?
WTF Nifty Notes
Perfect for the home or the office, this pad of WTF Nifty Notes allows sense to be made of any situation simply by adding wit and humor.
Boston Terrier on a Bike
Available in a range of colors, this super soft and stretchy cotton tee features an adorable illustration of a Boston Terrier riding a bike – what's not to love?
Affirmators
Everyone should own affirmation cards, but the cheesiness of them doesn't always appeal. This set does away with all that self-helpy-ness and just gives good, no-nonsense motivation to the non hippy-dippy man.
People of Walmart Adult Coloring Book
Seeing is believing when it comes to the colorful characters who shop in Walmart, so give him an eyeful of what he's missing with this coloring book that's full of flamboyant bargain hunters.
Pet Sweep
Play a prank on him with this hilarious gag box; the real gift will be inside, but all he'll see is a couple of pairs of useless dusting slippers for dogs.
Awkward Family Photos
Show him that there are families stranger than his out there with this book, which is filled with awkward family photographs which should never have seen the light of day!
Butt Quack Boxers
If he likes novelty underwear that's also really comfy, this pair of boxers will make a great gift. Made from 100% cotton, these machine washable shorts feature a button fly on the front and a colorful print on the rear, with two ducks and the quip 'Butt Quack' in between.
Tears of My Enemies Hip Flask
Powerful men (or rather, those that like to think they are) will enjoy carrying this hip flask around. Made from stainless steel, the flask can hold 6oz. of his favorite tipple, and bears the words 'Tears of my Enemies' on one side.
Toilet Timer
Those who loiter in the bathroom can make life super uncomfortable for the rest of the household. Give him a deadline to get his business done with this toilet timer. Featuring a man on the john, this timer gives him five minutes to do his stuff before the hollering starts.
Fa La La Llama Ugly Christmas Sweater
Many ugly Christmas sweaters live up to their name, but this one is anything but! Pre-shrunk so it won't lose its shape, this soft sweater comes in 8 different colors, and boasts the cutest llama wearing a festive pullover, with a fun version of the words of a well-known Christmas song.
Laser Kat Vac
It doesn't matter what you give to him this year, he'll be horrified when he opens the wrapping paper and sees what he thinks it is! Supplied empty to hold your real gift, this box will fool him into thinking you've given him a vacuum cleaner that straps to his cat's back.
Wake & Bake Griddle
We're not sure whether he'll be dismayed or delighted at the thought of getting what's on this empty prank box. Made to disguise your real gift, this box will fool him into thinking he's getting a Wake & Bake Dream Griddle Alarm Clock, for breakfast as soon as he wakes.
Beard Grow XL
100% vegan and vegetarian, Beard Grow XL has been designed to encourage faster and thicker facial hair. With 30 servings in the bottle, these capsules are rich in vitamins and minerals that are known to encourage hair growth, like Vitamin E, Folic Acid, and Vitamins B6 and B12.
Funny Shirt for Geeks
This t-shirt will make a funny gift for men who tend to overthink things, or whose thoughts tend to go off at tangents when they're mulling things over. Machine washable and with a tag-free collar, this tee comes in black and features the little 'buffering' circle from laptops and phones.
iArm
Keep the suspense going right up until he opens the carton with this funny prank iArm box. Designed to fool him into thinking you've gifted him a strap-on forearm mount, this box looks realistic, but will actually be hiding your real (and hopefully better quality) gift.
Redneck Backscratcher
He'll be able to scratch his own back- redneck style – with this hilarious and over-sized back scratcher. Made to look just like a rake, this scratcher boasts 15 tines so it will reach the parts other scratchers can't reach, and comes with a long plastic handle for convenience.
16-Color Toilet Night Light
Detecting motion within 5 feet, this handy toilet light will prevent those middle of the night mishaps that tend to happen in a dark bathroom. Easy to fit and with 16 colors, this light will automatically glow with a single light, or move through the spectrum as a pretty light show.
Deez Nutz Scented Candle
Give him a candle that will first make him laugh and the fill his home with the most delicious of scents. The Deez Nutz candle from The Candle Daddy features three wax layers, with banana nut bread, toasted coconut, and hazelnut fragrances, and an 80 hour burn time.
Shart Wipes
These Shart Wipes will make a seriously funny gift for men who have been – or are afraid of being – caught short while out and about. Small enough to discreetly fit in his pocket, this mini pack of wipes will get him out of a sticky situation, and make him smile, too.
Roto Wipe
Prank boxes are a great way of keeping the suspense going for longer, and this one is perfect for the guy who loves toilet humor. Promising to eliminate the need for toilet paper, this box appears to conceal a rotating brush that spins to clean his butt.
Sizzl Bacon Scented Dryer Sheets
Bacon-loving boys will probably be a little disappointed to open this box and find out it doesn't contain what it says it does! The bacon scented dryer sheets advertised on the top is only a ruse, because the real gift will be hidden inside.
Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beardiful Coffee Mug
Is he rightly proud of his facial hair and thinks he's the envy of all his friends? If so, this funny coffee mug will make a fitting gift that he can use every day. Made from ceramic and holding 10.88 oz. this mug is printed on both sides with a beardy plea.
Beer Belly Waist Fanny Pack
The perfect gag gift, he'll be able to show off a beer belly whatever the weather with this hilarious fanny pack; it's even brushed with lifelike hair!
How to Traumatize Your Children
They say that parenthood doesn't come with a manual, but actually it does! This funny guide will provide him with 7 ways in which he can royally screw it up.
Poop: The Game
It's a well known fact that the male population find toilet humor hilarious and with Poop: The Game, players battle to be the first to lose all of their doodie.
Fish Slippers
Waterproof and lightweight, this pair of wet fish-shaped slippers are surprisingly comfortable and will definitely get people's attention on the beach; they'll either be horrified or humored!
That's What She Said
Ideal for games nights, this hilarious card game is sure to bring out the dirtiest of minds; just like Cards Against Humanity, it's definitely not suitable for children.
Shakespearean Insult Bandages
It's been proven that cursing is a powerful and natural pain reliever, so help heal his boo boos with these fun bandages which feature insults from the great Bard himself.
Llama Ugly Sweater
No wardrobe is complete without an ugly sweater and this llama one is ideal, and can be worn all through the year, because a llama is for life, not just for Christmas!
Cat Butt Wine Bottle Stopper
With this silicon Cat Butt Wine Stopper, he can enjoy a glass with dinner without having to drink the whole bottle – then laugh at how ridiculous this stopper actually is.
Funny Socks
He'll be able to ask for coffee without uttering a single word with this pair of hidden message socks, he won't even have to lift a finger, just his soles!
Office Mad Libs
There are many ways to make the hours pass at work but none are as fun as playing Office Mad Libs, with topics almost every office worker will have experienced.
PICK YOUR NOSE Paper Cups
With this pack of 24 disposable paper cups, people can literally pick their nose as each cup features a different schnozzle illustration; it's the only time nose picking is socially acceptable!
All My Friends Are Still Dead
Written by the authors of a bestseller with a similar name, this hardback book is filled with dark humor, and will have the reader laughing out loud at the hardships of life.
Taco Shirt
Not everyone is a gym bunny, some just love their food and with this hilarious taco pun cotton tee, he'll be able to show off that he's definitely the latter.
Poo-Pourri Master Crapsman Set
With this Poo-Pourri gift set, men can take their Master Crapsman 2oz scented bottle into the bathroom with them and spray it around once they're done, ridding the room of nasty smells.
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You Rock Picture Frame
This picture frame features a funny visual gag because the outside of it is made up of rocks, and on the inside of it it simply says You Rock. It will give him a nice initial chuckle and will also boost his confidence each day when he sees it.
Custom Stamped Keychain
With this gift you can stamp your own funny slogan on it, so that he can see it every day and smile. You can put a funny inside joke on it, or a cutesy nickname that only you two know about, or anything else you can think up.
Moustache Mug
This mug puts a cute little moustache under his nose when he drinks his morning cup of coffee. It's a funny gift if he's the sort of guy that would never grow one, or if he already has one it will help identify his mug.
Diy Funny Gift Card Sleeves
Gift cards have earned a reputation of being boring, thoughtless gifts. Show the recipient that you have thought about them with these funny gift card sleeves. You'll find a link to the printable designs in this blog post, or have a go at making your own.
World Domination Notebook
Help him take over the world with this world domination notebook. If he's the sort of guy that always seems to be hatching a new plan for global control, give him a notebook that can help him keep track of them all.
DIY Beer Cap Clock
If your partner or dad enjoys a few beers in the evening, collect the caps so you can have a go at this project; head to this blog post to see how to turn them in to a unique clock that'll be the centerpiece of a kitchen or dining room.
DIY Cake Topper
When it's time for his birthday you can come up with a funny cake topper. Here they're using a hashtag to make it seem like it's trending on Twitter right now. You can come up with fun things like #GettingOld or #OverTheHill.
Funny T-Shirt
Learn how to make hilarious t-shirts for him and you can tailor a joke that's just for him. Here they're saying Sweet dreams are made of cheese. You can rework lyrics from songs like this, or come up with another funny saying.
Diy Funny Jeans Pillows
Before you throw away your old jeans, check out this post to see how you can turn them in to a DIY teddy pillow. Whether you go for a cute or a funny design, it'll make an original gift to give to kids and adults alike.
Wooden Travel Signs
Which way to the beach? These wooden signs can make it seem like fun things are just around the corner, even if they're not. These make awesome additions to a man cave or his office or workshop.
Diy Ugly Christmas Sweater
Don't spend a fortune on an ugly Christmas sweater; check out this post to find out how you could customize an old item of clothing for just $1. Make one for your dad or brother to wear on Christmas Day – they'll appreciate the effort even if their faces might suggest otherwise.
Celebrity Coat Hangers
Make coat hangers out of his favorite celebrities. This is a great gift because you can really use anything nostalgic that he loves to make them out of. Here they're using Alf and Mr. T, but with the Internet you can find pics of anyone.
Diy Lump of Coal
It's an age-old joke at Christmas time, but we all know someone who deserves this 'gift'… Have a look at the article to see what you'll need to make this DIY lump of coal for a family member or friend who's on the naughty list this year.
Source: https://dodoburd.com/funny-gifts-for-men
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